A MetalHead,A Dragon and A Princess

[Elendil]

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.

HEAVY METAL II:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, drinks some beers and kills the dragon with a burp and so fucks the princess.

GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

EPIC METAL:The protagonist arrives riding a black armored Horse he extracts his true metal sword and after a feracious combat he kills the Dragon ang give to him too much glory, after take the princess and sodomize her in an enchanted forest of elves

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards

[Shaytan (POL)]

[Fenris]

ahahahaha questa è troppo bella!

[Elendil]

se ve avete altre da aggiungere...

[Fenris]

Originally posted by Elendil
se ve avete altre da aggiungere...

Ma l'hai scritto tu?

[Elendil]

no, ma ne ho aggiunti

[Elendil]

BRUTAL: The protagonist arrive, kill the princess, and rape the dragon...

[Shaytan (POL)]

questa l'ha inserita un mio amico:

NU METAL: The protagonist arrives with a Coupè car (given as a present from his dad), don't fuck the princess because he is gheY, so he tried an "approach" with the dragon, that don't like him.
The dragon kill the poser and go fuck in the castle with the princess

[Nanths]

STREET METAL The protagonist gets drunk before meeting the dragon. After that he and the dragon decide to have some drinks in a L.A. downtown pub. both, still drunk, fight one against the other: suddenly they remind about the princess, reach her castle and fuck her together with the dragon sometimes recording a video tape of the "event"